While I was at home over Christmas I ran to the store with my Dad. As we walked in there were two ladies in their late eighties walking out. My Dad, who happens to know everyone and their brother, (true story...scouts honor.) Calls out to them
"Well hey there ladies how ya doin?"
One of them answered in the sweetest old lady voice you can imagine...
"I'm doing any one that I can."
Then the other chimed in with...
"And anyone that is too much for her will be all mine."
This whole exchange made my laugh hysterically and gave me reason #983 that I can't wait to get old. You can say very inappropriate shit and people will just laugh.
Hold the phones, you say inappropriate stuff all the time. Are you just going to get more crass with old age?
ReplyDeleteI live to be inappropriate. I just plan on reducing the filter even more. :-) This reply is late...sorry
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